conspiracy theories

What If They’re All In On The Lie?

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There’s a thing about lying in that, past a certain point, liars need people to actually believe them. Not just pretend to believe them, but actually believe them so they do what the liar wants. You can’t have that terrible risk of being dishonest to someone and finding out they’re as bad as you are. They might not do what you want or lie to you about it.

In the year of 2026 (how I hate to date myself, but it is necessary) I keep an eye on political pathology, conspiracy theories, and what is currently called The Right in America and Elsewhere. I say currently, again, since context and times change.

One of the things I notice as I scrape through podcasts and writings on conspiracy theorists is how many of them lie and it’s clear they’re lying together. You can watch or listen to assorted people, famous and want-to-be-famous shaping narratives as they go, taking the yes-anding to new levels as they add things together. Liars lying together.

But these are the actions of Conspiracy Theorists who, let’s be honest, are pretty much the same as what we call Influencers. They have a lifestyle of, well, saying and promoting things. Their goal is to Influence. I guess we used to call it propaganda or marketing, but now it sound almost respectable until they think about it.

Then I look at the legions of would-be Influencers. Maybe some of them want to make it a career, maybe they want social media hits. But many of them also jump onto the conspiracy train, be it to sell their courses in 5D Immune Meditation or for likes. So their job is already to at least sort-of lie to us, then they latch onto the Conspiracy crowd and just get in on the lie.

In the past I commented about how people have sounded more and more like the 3 P’s – Politicians, Pundits, and Preachers. The Conspiracy Theorist-Influencer-Political dynamic has made so many people impossible to differentiate, from the podcaster spewing crazed anti-semetic theories on aliens down to someone who just wants to be loved for their content. It’s liars all the way down.

But I wonder how far down it goes. Because if you’ve ever heard someone “normie” talk these weird theories you wonder how much they believe them. Is that friend of yours who’s getting increasingly radicalized one of the honest people being affected or are they getting in on it?

How much of our culture, our politics, is liars all the way down? Everyone is lying, from selling products to wanting to “own” their family members in a dinner table argument?

This makes me think the more conspiratorialist side of American (and world?) culture is inherently unstable. If everyone’s job is to lie, to be abstract from the truth, top to bottom, how do you function? How do you trust each other, since the person in on the lie with you has proven they will lie? For that matter how much of conspiratorial politics is even actually believed?

What if the people who are bellowing the loudest don’t believe their own bullshit and neither do most of the people who listen to them? What if everyone is lying?

Do I have an answer? No, but I invite speculation. And I will probably write more on it.

I’d promise to write more, but I’m being honest.

–Xenofact

Community Or Conspiracy

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Conspiracy Theorists fascinate me, as regular readers know and as any new reader is about to unfortunately find out. One thing that really intrigues me is how Conspiracy Theorists somehow turn out to be power-hungry, bigoted, and all too ready to serve existing power structures. No matter what “Conspiracy” they’re fighting to save the world, the end result is just creating an oppressive system, or serving a new one, and going after whatever minorities are convenient to hate.

If you’ve ever followed any serious Conspiracy Theorists, they often seem to veer into a kind of monarchism and outright racism. “We need a leader for the Ultimate Awakening, we’re genetically descended from the Super Aliens. Also buy my supplements/book.”

Now this is not to say, as often noted, I do believe in conspiracies. It’s just that people don’t want to deal with real conspiracies, because ultimately they may not be aware of them, want to be aware, and benefit from them. It’s easy to ignore mass financial fraud when, say, you work in finance or are in an overhyped industry driven by stock price . . .

I’ve wondered how we deal with and prevent Conspiracy Theorists from arising and inflicting their damage to sell books and boner pills. Something that keeps coming back to me is one word – community.

Having connections to people, having roles, having relations gives one a sense of the world. You have to understand and work with people. You have to be something and someone. You’re maintaining the community and understand a bit of how the world works as you have to.

I’m not talking just one community, I’m talking networks. Clans of interrelated and interacting people. Being in a professional association and working in your city library. Real community isn’t just one community, but it’s having community including a community of communities.

It’s community all the way down – and up.

This also means that Conspiracy Theorists have a harder time causing destruction. When people are connected to others they’re less likely to turn on them. They care about people. They know they’re not evil, even if they’re a-holes. They also have people giving them feedback that they might be under the spell of a Conspiracy Theorist.

When I think of my own past, I was not always the most social person. Working with zine groups, fan groups, RPG games, etc. gave me a surprising amount of social connection. I’m used to a matrix of connections, so much so I’ve missed that I have it. I’m used to it – and it’s also helped me keep a perspective on How Stuff Works and a sense of connection.

(And perhaps, explains more on why I’m a Project Manager).

Conspiracy Theorists are driven by The Theory and whatever opportunities it provides. They may have a community or communities, but that’s not the point of the communities to them. The goal is to fight The Thing or sell things about The Thing, or whatever. Real community would mean you fight for real things for real people because they are right there in part of your life.

I think this is one reason that Conspiracy Theorists so often attack communities – especially minorities and outgroups. They’re not just easy targets, but such people are often networked and have community because they have to. The Conspiracy Theorists may instinctively know Community is the enemy – and they view everything Not Them as Conspiracy anyway.

Hell, maybe the Conspiracy Theorists are jealous. Seeing people happy? Seeing people fulfilled? Without a giant complex flowchart explaining why you’re right? Imagine the seething jealousy they feel at people who can be happy without selling seminars on alien conspiracies?

This is where I can say we need more community – that works for us. The Conspiracy Theorists are a continuing danger to humanity, every technical innovation is one they may turn to their twisted fantasies and psychological needs. The Conspiracy Theorists can’t fight that because they don’t really get how community works.

No wonder they’re afraid of it. How do you turn people to your cultish behavior when they don’t need you and they have something real and someone will warn you?

It also means we need to remember our roles in our community – that protects others from being co-opted.

–Xenofact

Conspiracy Theory As Laziness

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I am, as regular readers know, interested in Conspiracy Theories. I want to know how people work, how the world works, and honestly what to be aware of that may kill me. There’s some people out there who’ve not only gone down the rabbit hole, they turned it into a bunker, and we’re the ones on the outside.

Something that’s struck me over time – and something I want to organize my thoughts around, so you get to read them – is that Conspiracy Theorists are lazy.

This may seem strange to say as Conspiracy Theorists are pretty busy. They’re arguing online. They’re obsessed with “following the crumbs.” The joke of the Conspiracy Theorist with a corkboard of pins and strings and newspaper clippings at least credits them with some industry.

But it’s not industry.

For those who believe in the Conspiracy Theories to some extent, they’re entertainment and they’re a substitute. They’re not real effort, they’re essentially a game, a Live Action Role-Play, aka LARP. Nothing actually gets done, nothing happens, there’s no actual end game, and when one theory wears out the latest takes it’s place.

For the grifters, these efforts are easier than having an actual job. You just spew BS, and make sure to dress it up right and people believe you and spend money. Heck, most conspiracy theorist grifters are just dressing up old biases and theories in new digs and putting them out there. It’s no different – and very much the same – as the millionaire preacher who puts in a few hours of spewing quotes and then goes back to their mansion.

The grifters rely on the believers to do the work by staying occupied with trying to hunt up clues and whatever. The lying grifters put in less effort than the people who are bored or who would rather read internet posts than change the world.

And this is where Conspiracy Theories get really lazy.

Conspiracy Theories are easy. Most of them are well-worn biases with a few extra modernizations. You have someone else to blame, you’re blameless, and to fight them you don’t do anything that actually fixes things. Reaching out to your fellow humans, getting involved in politics, actually being informed is hard and requires you to confront uncomfortable truths. Just being biased and claiming you’re fighting the Deep State is a lot easier.

Of course this makes it easier on the grifters and easier on more malicious political actors. People trapped in their own made up Conspiracy LARP AND ready to blame people AND ask you to do all the work? Score for any would be dictator and money-hungry manipulator.

I thus have some sympathy for Conspiracy Theorists in this way. I get being lazy, wanting to play with ideas, and stuff is hard. It’s just in the end it’s better to deal with real issues and deal with the real world – and take on the people manipulating us. Also a lot of professional Conspiracy Theorists are utter a-holes, so screw them.

But I do get it sometimes.

However in the end, Conspiracy Theory is just lazy, but the wrong kind of lazy.

–Xenofact