Xenofact is Editor-In-Secret-Chief of the VAULT OF SLACK, a SubGenius zine dedicated to esoteric wisdom, strange truths, and mutant creativity!
Vault of Slack 13 – Vault of Slack #13 brings you SLACK EVEN IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED IT! Download directions directly from “Bob” by reading rants and cryptic warnings! Learn about the thermodynamics of Slack! Discover the use of “Spiritual Skunkworks” in religion! Speculate on Ghostly fictions – or are they? And check out the handy SUBGENIUS GLOSSARY to help you understand the Church – or pretend you do! Place next to your money to prevent spoilage! (24 pages plus cover) (Buy it in print at Ko-fi).
Vault of Slack 12 – Vault of Slack #12 delivers your recommended dose of “Bob” Dobbs and the Church of the SubGenius in zine format! Follow the adventures of Reverend Doctor Owl Movement! Learn about the dark psychology of alien space “god” JHVH-1. Discover the battles occurring RIGHT NOW over your mutant genetics! Adsorb rants, advice, and much, much more so YOU can fight THE CONSPIRACY! (24 pages plus cover) (Buy it in print at Ko-fi).
Vault of Slack 11 – This manifestation of SubGenius wisdom is here to help YOU “tune in” to the spiritual Slack Power of “Bob” Dobbs and his mighty Church of the SubGenius! Learn about the power of the names “Bob” and “Alice!” Explore how The Conspiracy has become worse AND stupider at the same time. Ask if we really NEED the Moon. Speculate on the strange power of Kenny G! And much more! (24 pages counting cover) (Buy it in print at Ko-fi).
Vault of Slack 10 – The SubGenius zine people who like to have things must have! WITNESS not just the traditional RANTRODUCTION but the first RESPONSE TO THE RANTRODUCTION. ENCOUNTER the Song of Slack in all of it’s glory. DISCOVER why The Conspiracy has gotten so lame! EXPERIENCE mind-enflaming rants and revelations and UNSPEAKABLE art! Must-have for people who like to have things! (24 pages counting cover) (Buy it in print at Ko-fi).
Vault of Slack 9 – This is the SubGenius for you – yes, you! Reverend Xenofact reveals the NAMELESS RITUAL. Doktor Overcomma’s latest calculations point to MIND-NUMBING PROPHETIC REVELATIONS. Dextromethorphaniel tells us the truth of the XENOCHRONS! Mind-altering sermons will CHANGE YOUR VERY NATURE. There is ART encoded with SECRET MESSAGES AS FAR AS YOU KNOW! DON’T RESIST, BUY! (24 pages counting cover) (Buy it in print at Ko-fi).
Vault of Slack 8 – 28 pages counting cover! The great Revelation of X-Day’s impending coming from Xenofact Prime! Why we must destroy the Moon! Religious exploration and new doctrines! Heartfelt testimony! A new calendar! Strange art encoding thunderous messages! (Buy it in print at Ko-fi).
Vault of Slack 7 – 28 pages counting cover! A new gospel! Secret meditations! Extended rants on true and false Computer Gods! Much more! (Buy it in print at Ko-fi).
Vault of Slack 6 – Extra-large! 32 pages counting cover! Enthralling art! Depressing STRANGE BUT TRUE HISTORY. Many rants. Learn to be angry at “family values types” all over again (Buy it in print at Ko-fi).
Vault of Slack 5 – Year two begins! Think about “Bob!” Encounter “Bob!” Fiction about “Bob” So much “Bob” along with comics AND brain-energizing graphics and MORE MORE MORE!. Print is out of stock, but you can get PDF at Ko-fi and Itch.io.
Vault of Slack 4 – Four issues! A year complete! Economics! Weird religious ranting! Slack! Mind-twisting art! Everything you could want until you hunger for more. Print is out of stock, but you can get PDF at Ko-fi and Itch.io.
Vault of Slack 3 – The third issue! Ranting! Ways to fight the Conspiracy! Supernatural Wisdom! Strange travelogues! It’s all here unless it’s in another issue! Print is out of stock, but you can get PDF at Ko-Fi and Itch.io.
Vault of Slack 2 – The second issue of this quarterly zine of weirdness, ranting, SubGenius lore, true insights, and utter bullshit. Created by multiple Yetikin. Indispensable. Print is out of stock, but you can get PDF at Ko-Fi and Itch.io.
Vault of Slack 1 – A Quarterly team zine edited and formatted by Xenofact, with contributions from many Yetikin. How can you NOT buy it? Print is out of stock, but you can get PDF at Ko-Fi and Itch.io.