Just some good SubGenius advice! Remember living for “Bob” is better than that crappy job!
Xenofact’s Job Hacks #4
They just keep coming! There’s probably at least one more post on my job survival tips for weirdoes and mutants. You can find posts one, two, and three as well.
Man I have to post more spiritual stuff, but I’m on a roll.
Office Supplies – Everyone takes them, we all know it. Don’t do anything illegal for “Bob”’s sake, but have at it like everyone else is.
Use The Throwaways – Offices waste enormous amounts of stuff or sell off equipment. Find out how to get those fixable broken chairs or old-but-usable computers! Maybe you even HELP OUT and get your hands on the good stuff early.
Office Giveaways – People dump food, unread books, leftover holiday candy, etc. at work. Use this. Sometimes you get entire meals out of this. If it’s not happening, try to start it! Also dispose of stuff you don’t want at work, it’s honestly good citizenship, even if your job sucks.
Snacks and Food – Some places have snacks, food, coffee, tea, etc. Take advantage of that! Why go purchase stuff or bring it in when it’s there?
Benefits And More
Use Every Damn Benefit – Most jobs provide more benefits than the average person uses. Sit down with your benefits package and use the hell out of everything! Also it gives you an excuse to get to know the people in HR, etc. and network.
Use Discounts – Some companies and organizations provide discounts on things like computers, etc. Find these and USE them. Also use them for friends and family when you can, take advantage of it.
Get Therapy If You Can – If your employer provides it, get therapy. The stress of the job and the fact people may manipulate you make therapy an important tool.
Apply Health Benefits – Especially if you didn’t have any for awhile. Get in shape, use those checkups, get those new glasses NOW. Use them while you got them.
Use The Services – Lots of workplaces have dry cleaning, travelling barbers, in-lot oil changes, etc. Like benefits, use these if you can! Plus they’re excises to dodge work if you want to (though a place with a lot of services probably is decent to work at).
Parking and Travel – Check any benefits for parking and travel. Some places don’t care when you use it – or consider its non-work use normal. Prepare to save $$ because no one cares.
Required Training – Required training can be boring – and often is – but it’s another excuse to take time off. You can even schedule it in ways that the prep, commute, etc. adds to time away from work. If it’s in person sometimes there’s food too!
Be a Trainer – If you become a person that does training for people, youve got a way to avoid other work, meet folks who become allies, look good, and learn stuff. Most people aren’t good at conducting training, so consider this option.
Learn Tools And Software – On the job you’ll probably get exposed to new tools, techniques, software. Take the chance to learn them, especially ones you can use elsewhere. Its on-the-job training – and you might get skills you can use in fun things or your actual life!
Use Training – If your job has training, use it. It lets you bow out of work, helps you career, and gives you skills you can use elsewhere. If you can make an excuse to take stuff you WANT but not relevant to your JOB, go for it.
Xenofact’s Job Hacks #3
It’s Part 3 of Helpful Job Hacks for you, dear reader. I’ve posted Parts 1 and Parts 2, and there’s more to come. As I watch layoffs and stupid decisions screw people over, I want to make sure I get out all the survival tips I’ve gathered over nearly 4 decades.
Learn Home Budgeting – This is going to help you control your money. When you control your money, it can’t control YOU, and the job can’t either.
Live Accessibly – If you have control over where you live, find places with good transport, walkability, etc. This way if you have to switch jobs it’s easier to get there.
Learn What Matters – I downshifted after a bad life phase, and saved money and had a much more fulfilling life. Take time to review what you really need, what your goals are. Then you can make the job work for you.
Learn “Happy Frugality” – Learn how to spend money well, so your money goes farther. Do you need the fancy clothes, etc.? Besides, when you know how to spend money, the job scene controls you less – and when you’re making more money it goes a lot farther!
Invest – In All Ways – Sure your retirement funds are important since they let you quit work. But use your job to invest in yourself and your life in ways that give you control. Retirement funds, training that can turn into a side job, etc. Channel what you can into using your job to give you control.
Help Out – When you get your career in order help others out. Share your knowledge, because it sucks. It’s good for the soul
Be Visible . . . – If people know you in a positive way, you’re harder to fire and people will be less likely to think bad things. Network, be friendly, maybe do a side thing people see.
. . . Be Invisible – If being visible isn’t your thing or isn’t advisable, learn to be invisible so you don’t get bothered or blamed. Change up your hours, learn when you can stay silent, learn how to touch base so people think you’re OK.
Get A Side Project – Charities, events, etc. offer a chance to “do something on the side at work.” This lets you get visible, be seen in a good light, and of course stop doing your actual job. I’ve seen people get raises based on doing stuff not relevant to their work.
Volunteer To Avoid – Running an errand, taking something across the building, etc. is an excuse to get out of work for awhile. Use this, because having to hike across the building is probably preferable to sitting at your desk.
Use Your Hobby – Carefully – If you have a hobby relevant for your job, it can help you on the job – say if you’re an artist and you do stuff for the department newsletter. This can make your job fun, look good, and give you a reason not to work. It can also result in more work so be careful.
Use Your Devices – Your own devices can let you take advantage of your job. Sure your phone lets you chat with people, but a cheap laptop might let you write over lunch. Find ways to use your phone, your own computer, etc. to do more over lunch, hidden in a meeting room, or on your commute.
Magician’s Force – Need to ask someone for a decision? Make a recommendation that you want and present it as a suggestion or best option. 80% of the time the person or manager will follow your advice as it’s easier.
Network – Look, you’re stuck at work. So get to know people as it can help you on the job, keep you update on the gossip, and you may make actual friends. Then you can band together to take over OR escape.
Nepotism – If you think everyone got their jobs due to qualifications, you’re wrong. So if you like your job and it’s at a good place, help other people get on board – ethically! A reference matters, so direct them to go jobs where you are. Then you can band together . . .
Start An Interest Group – Start a group to share interests -bookclubs, artists, cooking, etc. This looks good, builds connections, and lets you make allies.
More to come, dear friends, more to come . . .