Magic

The Most Dangerous Occult Book In The World

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So many tales and conspiracy theories have “the most dangerous occult book.”  It’s enough the late Sir Terry Pratchett parodied it with the “Necrotelenomicon” a book by Achmed the Mad (who preferred to be called Achmed I Just Get These Headaches).  But how is such a book portrayed in fiction?

Inevitably it’s some rare and creaky tome, thick with horrific pages, and challenging or dangerous to read.  It drives readers mad, it crawls with brain-twisting truths, it twists reality  To read it is to feel something else is watching over your shoulder and it has its own plans.

However, what would a truly dangerous occult book be?  Not some kind of Anti-Personnel Grimoire (a term The Necronomicon Files by John Wisdom Gonce II used delightfully).  A book that is a threat to the world isn’t that much of a threat if it drives most readers mad.  So what would such a book truly be like, a book that delivers real power and isn’t a trap?

Well first, it wouldn’t damn well drive you nuts.  A Dangerous Occult Book – let us call it a DOB – would probably not make people insane by reading it or even being in one’s possession.  Such things tend to be noticed, and such owners tend to have painfully short relations with stakes and kindling if they stay reasonably sane.

Secondly, A DOB would not be particularly hard to use.  It may crackle with power, but if that power takes too much effort to use, it’s simply not worth the time.  It would be streamlined, simple, clear, and give you useful abilities.  If a DOB takes too long to use and is too hard you’re better off using a fist, a lawsuit, or just doing something else.

A DOB would allow you to have an effect and it wouldn’t necessarily be what’s expected.  Do you need to summon demons – or just manipulate minds?  Is it worth turning lead into gold when precognition can let you make money more subtly?  Must you be able to throw obvious lightning, or would subtle curses be more you route.  It’d would work, but it might not be obvious to our expectations.

A DOB might contain a lot of useful information that changes one sense of place in the universe.  Simply and effectively, it would change you and empower you by helping you see yourself differently.  It would keep you from being trapped by existing religions and traditions, freeing you to use that power in its pages.

Finally, a DOB would be easy to transmit, spreading power among those in the no.  It might not be overly long, it would be clear, it could be copied.  Replication would make it even more dangerous as it could be spread about, extra copies hidden, etc.

A truly Dangerous Occult Book wouldn’t be some hernia-producing grimoire.  It would be a manual.

Of course, if we’re all looking for big thick grimoires filled with incomprehensible diagrams and fonts off of a heavy metal album?  Then maybe we’d miss the simpler but more powerful books under our nose . . .

Or someone could be writing it right now.

– Xenofact

Magical Experiment: The Spirit of Bookstores

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Having decided to share some of my esoteric experiments, I wanted to share a fun and practical one – contacting the spirit of bookstores.

Let me reiterate my previous statements about gods, spirits, and the like.  They are a useful concept that lets us interact with the universe by acknowledging its complexity, living nature, and complex systems.  I do believe there is “something there” but know that like any relationship some of it is what I bring to the situation.

Now with that said, let me move on to my experiment!

I love bookstores and especially love used bookstores.  Many is the time I’ve found some life-changing book or wondrous weird tome that sent my life in better and more interesting directions.  Most bookstores have a kind of magic, anyway, so why not work some real magic with them?

Inspired by Patrick Dunn’s “Divine Magic” and previous experience, I decided to form relationships with spirits of bookstores I was fond of.  They had provided me useful books, so why not reach out to them in a more personal way and form a relationship!

The path I followed was simple:

  1. Take a coin as a gift.  I prefer quarters.
  2. Enter the store and wander around.  Speak to the store mentally, thanking it, acknowledging it, and saying you want to develop your relationship.  You may also acknowledge relevant literature/writing gods.
  3. Leave the coin in some out of the way place.  I slipped it behind some books or down a shelf.  Note this gift and state your goal to build and grow a friendship.
  4. Visit the store when you can and simply talk to it.  Tell it’s what up, ask how it’s doing.  Bookstores are rife with synchronicity potential, and you may find answers appearing in covers, displays, and more.  Speak to the store and see what happens to come up or catch your eye.
  5. Support the store when you can.  Buy something, sell your books there, clean up a disordered shelf.  This is a relationship.
  6. See what happens at the store, what books you find, and what messages seem to appear.

So what happened in my experiments!

Bookstore One – A used bookstore I’m fond of.  After the invocation I’ve had several interesting synchronicities/communications but also found some very rare books.  We’re talking books I’ve never seen sold off, one of them extremely rare.  The store has been a great source of books for other projects and for walking around having “conversations via synchronicities.”

Bookstore Two – A used bookstore I like, but I never felt we “clicked.”  I decided to visit and walk around, chatting with the store’s spirit and hoping to connect.  I stepped outside a bit, and suddenly saw a poster for a book that fit one of my other projects.  Dashing inside I discovered not just the book but a load of other relevant material I hadn’t appreciated.  Since then we’ve just “felt” more connected.  The store has it’s own focus, it seems.

Bookstore Three – Yet another used bookstore that I had some great findings at.  This relationship feels pretty chill, and it’s a great place to walk around, have a mental conversation, and ride synchronicities.  This store seems to be good at “ask what you what, you can find something.”

Bookstore Four – A corporate bookstore.  When I did the ritual it felt very confined, afraid, restrained.  I walked around during the ritual chatting with it – and ended up with a shelf staring at a book I’d been wanting to get (and not a common one).  I had the sensation of someone glad for the attention.

Now of course some of what went on was clearly my interpretation – as in any relationship.  The unusual books I found were very appropriate to my works and in most cases, very rare and unlikely.  The synchronistic “conversations” were usually insightful.  My take is “something was definitely up.”

If you try this experiment – and I hope you do, bookstores are wondrous – some advice:

Do not force conversations.  Talk to the spirit of the store and see what response comes up in synchronicities, books you find, or those moments something “happens.”

Be a friend and partner.  Respect the store, buy from it, sell books at it, etc.  It’s a relationship.

I hope you do decide to try these experiments.  Let me know – who knows what we might try in the future?